Do it differently this year

Make this one of your happiest marriages yet.

Guys: Resolve to make it better this year—for you by getting points by doing things for her. Yes, you earn points simply by doing things for her and you get to spend them on things you want like a night out with the guys or a trip to Vegas. It’s the perfect time to start out—your account is clean and she will have forgotten most of your blunders. Try this approach:

List any ten things that you think she would like you to do—pick three and do them.
Some easy things you can do to score some considerate points to make her happy which would make you happy.

• Be helpful around the house:
  Pick up your socks and underwear—don’t brag when you do it, she will figure it out.
  Empty the dishwasher without her asking. Make sure the dishes are washed first.
  Go with her to the supermarket. Push the cart—not too fast and don’t change the route.
• Compliment her:
  Tell her she looks pretty. Do not say anything specific about her face—you do not understand the face.
  Compliment her shoes—make sure that she is wearing shoes and not just pumicing her bunions.
• Try hard not to be selfish.
  Offer her your last lobster claw. If she takes it, order lobster for dessert.
• Plan to be spontaneous.
  Buy her flowers when you go to the supermarket for the 1% milk. Don’t forget the milk.

Get Points, be happy.